Ladies and gentlemen… brace yourselves!!! Because here comes Carmey!!! 💥🐕✨
This VERY BIG, cream-colored Goldendoodle is currently in his full-blown teenage awkward phase — all legs, fluff, enthusiasm, and absolutely ZERO spatial awareness!!! 😂🙌
He’s got the body of a majestic lion 🦁…
…with the coordination of a baby giraffe on roller skates!!! 🦒🛼💫
Carmey has SO much energy, we’re fairly certain he would run and play until his legs fell off — and then try to keep playing anyway!!! 🏃♂️💨🎾 “Tired” is just a rumor he refuses to believe!!!
He LOVES his dog friends!!! Big dogs!!! Little dogs!!! All the dogs!!! 🐕🐕🦺🐾 It’s always party time in Carmey’s world!!! 🎉 And the kitties??? Oh yes. He is VERY interested. 🐱👀 He would absolutely love to play with them too… if they would just agree to his high-speed friendship proposals!!!
Now… about that body awareness.
Does Carmey know where his feet are? ❌
Does he know where his tail is? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! 🚁
He may casually walk over his friends like they are speed bumps.
His tail? A fully loaded wrecking ball of joy!!! 💥😂 Tables beware!!! Cups beware!!! EVERYTHING beware!!!
And that face!!! 😄 His face is permanently laughing — pure happiness radiating 24/7!!! Add in a big drink of water and suddenly his entire muzzle becomes a portable splash zone!!! 💦🤣 Drips, droplets, and damp floof everywhere!!!
It takes Carmey approximately 47 years (give or take) to get tired enough to lay down. 💤 And when he finally does??? You get maybe five minutes of peace before he pops back up like, “OKAY WHO’S READY TO RUN AGAIN?!!!” 🚀🐕💨
He is friendly.
He is curious.
He is chaotic.
He is 100% lovable goofball energy wrapped in cream-colored fluff!!! 🤍🐾
Carmey:
Big body!!!
Bigger personality!!!
BIGGEST zoomies!!! 💥🎾🔥
We wouldn’t have him any other way!!! 💛🐶✨
