Meet Lainey Ru — Professional Snuggle Ninja & Backyard Zoomie Champion 🐾✨
Lainey Ru is a young Border Collie mix with the most adorable raccoon-style eyeliner you’ve ever seen 🦝👀 — those dark circles around her eyes aren’t from staying up late partying 🎉… they’re just her natural glam look. She woke up like this 💁♀️✨
This uber-loveable sweetheart runs on two main fuels: affection 💕 and snacks 🦴🍪. Mostly snacks. But also affection. (But definitely snacks.) 😋
Lainey can be a little timid at first — her life motto is, “If I don’t know, I won’t go.” 🚫🤨 New things require a sniff 👃, a side-eye 👀, and possibly a tiny dramatic freeze-frame moment 🎬❄️. But once she decides it’s safe? Buckle up… 🚀
Because when it’s game on, it’s ON. 💨🔥
She becomes a backyard blur — a four-legged lightning bolt ⚡🐕 streaking across the grass in high-speed chase with her dog pals. Big dogs? Cool 😎. Small dogs? Cool 😎. Cats? Also cool 🐱✨. Lainey is an equal-opportunity bestie-maker 🐾💞.
But don’t let the zoomies fool you. Beneath that speedy exterior lies a world-class snuggle enthusiast 🤗💗. When Lainey wants love, she does NOT politely request it. Oh no. She launches herself onto you like a fluffy cuddle missile 🚀🐶 and makes her presence VERY known. Resistance is futile. Petting will commence immediately. ✋💖
At night, she prefers the deluxe human bed experience 🛏️✨. She’ll curl up close, flash that permanent happy smile 😁💞, wag her tail like she just won the snack lottery 🎉🦴, and drift off dreaming of treats, tummy rubs, and tomorrow’s zoomies 🌙💤💭.
Lainey Ru:
Fast runner 🏃♀️💨
Snack enthusiast 🍪🦴
Professional snuggle enforcer 🤗👑
Full-time happy girl with a wagging tail 🐶💖✨
