Everyone, say hello to Henry — our freckle-faced, brown little long-dog with a BIG personality and even BIGGER cuddle expectations. 🐾🤎
Henry is basically a professional snuggler. Sit down for even two seconds and BOOM 💥 — dachshund in your lap. 🐕⬆️ He will burrow under your blankets like a tiny sausage-shaped groundhog 🌯➡️🛌 and snooze away while you watch TV. Honestly, he believes your couch was purchased specifically for him. 📺🐶
This sweet boy wants to be with his humans at all times. Bathroom break? He’ll escort you. 🚪🐾 Snack time? He’ll supervise. 🥪👀 Which brings us to…
⚠️ Sandwich Warning ⚠️
Henry is sneaky. Like… ninja-level sneaky. 🥷🐕 If you blink too long, that sandwich may mysteriously relocate into Henry’s mouth. 🥪➡️🐶 Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
He LOVES playing with other pups — teeny tiny ones 🐕🦺 to giant moose-sized doggos 🐕🦮 — and he can absolutely hold his own. Small body, big confidence. 💪🐶
And yes… like most dachshunds, Henry has opinions. Lots of them. 🗣️🐾
He’ll bark if he sees something outside.
He’ll bark if cats are roughhousing. 🐱
He’ll bark if a butterfly farts. 🦋💨
He just likes to keep the neighborhood informed. 📢🐕
At the end of the day, Henry is just a big-hearted, snuggle-obsessed, lovable little guy who wants to be your shadow, your couch buddy, and your best friend. 🐶🤎
Who’s ready for a lap full of dachshund? 🐾💕
